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Showing posts with label How to.... Show all posts

Sunday, December 11, 2016

How to... replace a broken seat

more than short distances seems utopian...


Tuesday, February 16, 2016

How to... get rid of lice

Was visiting the girls in the children's home and as a welcome gift they handed me some lice. Fortunately durnig my work in conservation I learned how to give a hard time to an animal species: destroy their habitat and catch and kill the remaining persistant individuals. Therfore I now got a new, a bit more radical haircut...


Sunday, September 22, 2013

How to... fix a snapped leash

Somewhere in the backcountry and your last leash snapped? You can say what you want about the Indonesians, but they sure know how to fix things. Here the bulletproof fisherman-fix of my leash:

Friday, July 19, 2013

How to... make climbing more exiting

You always hear ''the strongest muscle in climbing is the head''. Here, a hold got a bit modified by a big nest of wasps to intensify the experience


Thursday, June 27, 2013

How to... keep your kids busy

Child-care indonesian style:


Wednesday, May 15, 2013

How to... extend your visa in Indonesia

1. Get (with a lot of work) all the information you need, where to go and what you need to extend your visa
2. Go to one of the cities, that have a kantor imigrasi, I went with a plane
3. Realise, that you're going to have to spend at least three days in the kantor to handle all the paperstuff and that you're going to have to go back there multiple times
4. You think to yourself: ''Not with me!'' and pay a little fee for a guy who does all the work for you
5. You go surfing (see pictures / all ryzphoto.com)
6. Collect your passport 4 days later relaxed and after many hours of surfing; everything done




















Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Subsequent entry 2: Nyepi

How to....   blend in unnoticed into religious ceremonies as a tourist. Thats why from me you'll mostly get pics of landscapes






Friday, February 15, 2013

How to... replace a missing bench

Again, the busterminal in Tacloban, a real quarry of curiosities.
Not enough benches or some seats that are missing? Just take a string and attach it to some plasticchairs. There is your bench.



Still not enough benches? Just carry on doing it...


How to... protect your shop from burglars

just a tarp and a lock and swoop, absolutely safe!


Friday, January 25, 2013

How to... get rid of pain / the cocodunk II

What to do against pain in your foot? Surf! Two times surfing and the pain is gone. Now the foot is only swollen and blue. Let some doctor explain that, hehe.


Sunday, January 20, 2013

How to... sell lots of burgers

thats the way they're promoting burgers here...


Monday, January 7, 2013

How to... fix your adapter in the plug

Here's my elaborate work (pat. pend.):